Shit Tunes

Any kind of music that you listen to while taking a shit. You could also be taking a piss.

Yesterday, I was home alone. So when I went into the bathroom for my afternoon dump, I pulled out my phone and put on some shit tunes.

by iturner82 January 23, 2010

shit fritter

A modestly sized clump of crap or some insignificant little twat who has the impact of such

Whatever you say, shit fritter.

by Coco Duprie January 20, 2009

seen that shit

synonym of 'bet' and 'already'

"Bruh, you tryna <fill activity here>?"

"Seen that shit."

by trapoutdabando September 1, 2016

Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. A shit cunt can be anyone from that one prick who's always scabs the last chip to Dazza from up the street who comes around uninvited every friday arvo and gets piss drunk on all you beer before passing out on your bed and all the way down to the cunts who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else, they're all shit cunts

Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: what a pair of shit cunts

by NuggBorger June 17, 2018

profit shit

The act of taking a shit at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. The person taking the profit shit usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. This is done while still on the clock.

Before I punched out for lunch I took a nice profit shit. I must have made 5 dollars!

by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 18, 2011

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012

Shit Back

Shit back is usually caused by a withdrawals by the users drug of choice.

Seth Hudnall has Shit Back that runs up the back from the ass crack to the back of the neck caked with hard layered shit.

by Seth J Hudnall October 3, 2021