Dirty Rusty 2.0

The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.

I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.

by LongDongSilver3853 February 06, 2025

Rusty Sniper Rifle

When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.

Bro last night i was fuckin this girl in the ass and gave her a rusty sniper rifle.

by Juggalo25 November 04, 2018

rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes December 19, 2015

rusty grain silo

A cob job performed by an elderly gentleman, at least 65 years of age.

Shit went down when Mr. Bangojangles gave Steve a rusty grain silo.

by Mararrrr August 21, 2017

Rusty fluff

Fluffing a male porn star to full erection after he has performed anal sex in a previous scene.

I won't give you a rusty fluff, you're gonna have to wipe, first.

by May 12, 2023

rusty crophopper

Three different holes three different days in three different locations.

"I got laid last night, oh yeah good for you. I completed the Rusty Crophopper with my gal last night. You are really lucky your lady is really special."

by Rusty2015 July 24, 2015

Rusty Sally

The act of finishing yourself off after pulling your cock out of a woman's butt!

My wife said she was starting to feel some pain so I had to give myself a rusty Sally!

by Rusty Sally May 04, 2020