MAGA-Phone

The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.

"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"

by Free-Dumb November 06, 2020

National phone your ex day

Get out your phone and phone that ex on November 24!!

National phone your ex day (Nov 24)

by Blue sky 101 October 30, 2020

National phone sex day

i’m jus horny

masturbate on the phone

National phone sex day

by lil looks January 22, 2024

National Phone Sex Day

A day of phone sex

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?

by KonDaDon June 25, 2022

phone drop day

4th of june is phone drop day which means everbody drops their phone and breaks them.

Oops! I accidentally dropped my phone!
Oh it’s because it’s Phone drop day!

by Queenofrap June 04, 2021

Blue Phone

When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.

I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.

by CptRaven June 17, 2025

Get Moley on your phone

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I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
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*Laughs*
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by Forg Lorg July 09, 2024