Holy Banan

A mythic word that can be used in every sentence often by your mom

Me: mom i have gotten a girlfriend

Mom: What in the actually Holy banan

by Toge_Inumaki January 25, 2024

Holy sossij

A sausage that you eat, but taste really bad. You cry every time you eat the sausage because it’s very hot and sometimes it can burn your mouth. And you eat it in a pit full of fried wholly fungus.

Did you know Jimmy just ate that holy sossij? And he cried because it burned his mouth while he was in the pit with fried wholly fungus, and it taste very bad.

by Pjudge January 6, 2023

Holy Shim Knocker

A male or female that knocks the senior citizens of your community, it could be your Grandma!

That holy shim knocker just got turned on, he is headed to the senior center.

by holy shim Knocker January 7, 2011

Ludwig's Holy Blade

One of the many weapons in the 2015 game Bloodborne, Ludwig's Holy Blade is one of the best weapons in the game. At its base the sword is a standard broad sword with a charged attack that does thrust damage (one of the many damage types, thrust gives a heavy damage buff when fighting enemies that are under the "kin" type). When tricked (hitting the L1 button tricks a weapon giving it a second form to use) the Holy Blade becomes a great sword using its sheath as the new blade. As a great sword the attacks are slower and cost more stamina to do, but cause much more damage. The tricked charge attack also does thrust damage. The sword can use paper (usable item that can give a weapon the fire, lightning, or arcane damage type for a short time) in both forms. Attained by purchasing it from the shop after getting the Radiant Sword Hunter badge item from the Healing Church Workshop area in the Cathedral Ward area. You need to beat the boss of the area old Yharnam (Blood Starved Beast) to enter the Healing Church Workshop.

Bloodborne Player 1: I am having a hard time beating Rom the Vacuous Spider, what should I do?

Bloodborne Player 2: Use Ludwig's Holy Blade and lightning paper as Rom is kin type and will take massive damage from charged attacks.

by Bloodbornebiggestfan February 18, 2025

Holy Chodes

Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7)
Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8)

Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9)
If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10)
For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11)
The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal.

Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen .
If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism.

If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake.
Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.

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by hbgvfgbhnjkmlmnjhbgvc xvnjmkl; January 13, 2020

holy grail

the chinese weapon of destruction used against children that aren't capable of making white rice that was named da slipper

you forget to cook the rice ( he picks up slipper) come here ( throws da slipper ) the holy grail is comin for you

by zqawsed4f5rgt6hy7ju8ki9lo0 January 27, 2022

Holy Dickens

An expression used by snobby intellectuals to express their astonishment.

Person 1: good afternoon, have you seen the new Avengers movie?
Person 2: Holy Dickens?! you watch that crap; oh well, what did I expect from someone who wears Fila Disruptors

by awdoajwfa21312 October 22, 2019