hitting the bong on the daily

When the lower class have problems they, they turn to drugs to encourage their denial.

L: So Tom when are you gonna pay your rent?

T: Yo dawg I aint got time, I'm so busy hitting the bong on the daily that I haven't even found time to wipe my filthy asshole, let alone pay the rent.

L: damn, u a nasty bitch.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

one hit wonder

Parishioners who only attend church on Christmas and or Easter.

On Christmas Eve, we always have to get to church early so that the one hit wonders don't steal our pew.

by drIIds April 08, 2006

Hit the booty do

Completing the task at hand.

-Yo, what are you gunna do?
-Hit the booty do.

by droitegauche February 16, 2010

hit me with a brick

asking for hard sex without asking for sex

hey please hit me with a brick 🥺❤️

by horny weeb September 29, 2020

one hit wonder

That instance when someone texts you and you reply but they never respond back

They hit you up once and leave you to wonder...

"So Pam texted me the other night saying 'what are you up to?' and I responded, and she didn't text anything back. What a total one hit wonder."

by ardafarda December 16, 2011

hitting the jiff jar

When you engage in anal sex and when you're done you pull out and find fecal matter on your penis.(Jiff as in the peanut butter.)

"Last night I was hitting the jiff jar on my girl."

by Mophis March 13, 2008

Hit by the Yogurt Truck

Euphemism for the appearance of a recipient of a massive facial cumload

Tom hadn't unloaded for two weeks, so when he came in Katie's face and hair it looked like she'd been Hit by the Yogurt Truck

by murph73 April 25, 2010