doctor: its a boy!
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023
Get the Real Slim Shadymug. An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
Get the The Real Dealmug. when ur upset or something is bothering you just think “it’s not real” because nothing is real and you should look on the positive sides because life is too short and guess what it’s not real
imagine something is rlly pissing u off or stressing you out but then u just think it’s not real and everything is fine
by notreal2007 November 3, 2023
Get the not realmug. "The roots of the quadratic equation are both real numbers, meaning there are no imaginary solutions."
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
Get the Realmug. oh no is real madrid - liverpoolball
by irieomgfunny/面白い December 25, 2022
Get the realmug. BEST GODDAMN BUYER ON THE REAL ESTATE MARKET! Kids going places and if you ever have the opportunity to have him purchase your home, I wouldn’t turn it down cause if you do you’ll be suffering a massive loss.
by cdawgsquared March 10, 2019
Get the The real BBmug. people named : rayna, eydda, vjæna, tæní, wikki223, phippy and some times krissakisa are the type of people who act like they on crack everyday and act like they are 5yo but really they are just smoking weed
by Troll223 December 11, 2019
Get the real crackheadsmug.