teenage mutant ninja hobos

Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.

Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!

The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?

Tim: Yeah.

The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.

teenage mutant ninja hobos by wartotheend69 December 16, 2011

beverly hills ninja 

a naked man with one leg and a skate board and a tomahawk

the beverly hills ninja was a thot

beverly hills ninja by longdickens January 10, 2017

What it was my ninja¿ 

What are they speaking on! Whats there intention¿!

I hollered at ohh'boyy! What it was my ninja¿

What it was my ninja¿ by RiSE408 July 17, 2019

ninja cock 

A giant cock that hits a bitch so hard she can't feel or even comprehend it's awesomeness, and therefore cums 9,200 times after the ninja cock leaves.

Women become pregnant by the mere thought of it. It is impossible to ignore. Shit, the ninja cock is inescapable and every bitch feels it before she dies.

ninja cock by bleeding gums murphy April 22, 2005

Nantucket Ninja 

If you're fucking your woman from behind, right as you're about to cum you karate chop the back of her neck to render her unconscious and thereby causing a contraction of her vagina which adds to your pleasure. The key to yell "Hiya!" right at the point you administer the karate chop.

Dude, I gave your sister the Nantucket Ninja last night and not only did I have the best orgasm of my life, but she doesn't remember a thing!

Nantucket Ninja by Graham Rayburn February 16, 2008

ninja'd 

1). Quick, stealthy appearance or escape.
2). Sneak attack from behind. In video games, often with a knife.

I was on de_dust2 and he was the last guy left, so I went the other way, pulled out my knife and ninja'd him right in the back.

ninja'd by Liquidnumb October 10, 2005

crouching tiger hidden ninja 

while giving a girl the schocker (2 in the pink one in the stink) you lift her up and sit her down in a chair. Quickly remover your hand and ejaculate on her face. The while she is in shock of what just happened, crouch down and karate chop, once in the vagina and once in the face. Then shove your penis back in her mouth.

I was going away at her with my fingers and knew I was going to climax soon, so I gave her the crouching tiger hidden ninja to let her know who is in charge. Then however, I decided to go one step further and give her the strawberry shortcake. She was flailing on the ground and I could hear her dad coming up the stairs to see what was going, so I peaced the scene out the window. Thats when I seen her mother...

crouching tiger hidden ninja by Tiner Chen April 21, 2009