New Jersey 

A state that is defined by the following characteristics:

1. A lot of highways.
2. A lot of malls.
3. Factories and dismal neighborhoods near NYC and Philadelphia.
4. Very rich suburbs elsewhere.
5. Newark.

"Oh, you're from New Jersey? Off of which exit?"

New Jersey by NewJerseyan December 9, 2003

new york yankees 

The greatest sports franchise of all time.

26 world championships and soon to change.

Bandwaggoners go because WE WIN.

I am not a bandwaggon fan though, I can tell you that.

The #1 causer of jealousy in the U.S.A.

The Yankees win theeeeee Yankees win.

new york yankees by Mike April 12, 2004

new york yankees 

the fucking gayest most faggotist fucking AHHHH franchise in all of sports

The new york yankees can kiss my minnesotan ass!

new york yankees by hickerdicker April 3, 2005

New York

The best state. Number 11 to the Union. I wish only Northeasterners and worthy (like those who want to move to New York because they enjoy it or want to) Western and Midwesterners could move to New York. We DON'T like Southerners who move here unless they want to! Get out you sister-fuckers if you think it's all tall buildings! It's not even 10% all tall buildings or even urban, sheesh! It's mostly rural and suburban, learn aleady! Like you say, "Shlow, dumbash wheel get dit!"

I'm from New York, I enjoy the second amendment, let alone pretty much the whole constitution and all the amendments, I respect and enjoy separation of church and state unlike those bloody Southerners, I'm not a city boy like most New Yorkers, I enjoy some of the greatest food in America, the greatest hospitality and the nicest people. And if I want to, I can head down for a big city in NYC or I could go to Buffalo or Watertown or Poughkeepsie or whatever city I wish, and we have towns and even villages too! And we have tiny hamlets, and rural towns, and suburbia, and urban areas! It's all in New York!

New York by VanillaCoffee July 21, 2010

New York Jew Job 

When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.

"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"

"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."

New York Jew Job by Michael Dyakool January 6, 2008

new zealand 

A small country 2200km from Australia, it is made up of two relitvaly large islands that are split by a narrow channel. The inhabitants of this island seem to have a deep seated hatred for Australians (C'mon Kiwis, we all ANZAC's here, craka please.), possibly because Australia seems to have claimed Russel crowe as their own.

I don't think all New zealanders shag sheep or say Fush and chups, but watch me quickly pull out these things when we verse em' at footy.

new zealand by Aussie April 9, 2005

New York Rangers 

One of the shittiest NHL teams around. They win 1 cup in how many years? Their fans are dicks and are jealous that the New Jersey Devils have won 3 Cups in 10 years.

The New York Rangers Suck.

New York Rangers by 3 Cups 10 years May 1, 2006