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Man-Scares

(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.
Man-Scares sweeping the nation one dude at a time.
by BFunkEra December 18, 2008
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bald man

Larry: oh no i think bald man is here..
Jimmy: oh he is time to get yelled at
Bald man: get out you guys are so loud and annoying
by wendysmithiscool October 22, 2019
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man limb

Penis; male main sexual organ; man's other extremity.
During foreplay, I like to stroke his man limb.
by Kim Bryant December 5, 2007
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Man Book

You are going to buy yourself one of your man books but you won't buy me a notebook for school
by DJRules15 October 20, 2015
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Cave man

The act of smashing a can of beer against your head until it explodes open for you to chug. Also known to some as detonator

The name is taken from cave men who would often hit themselves or others in the head with their clubs.
“He keeps trying to cave man the beer but it just won’t pop!”
by Milan the dude July 7, 2020
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Man Miss

its when you, being a straight guy, you miss your male friend but with no homosexual feelings involved, you just man miss your friend.
guy 1: hey i miss my friend dany he went back to PR to spend the summer
guy 2: thats pretty gay dude
guy 1: of course not, i just man miss him
by sullivangdl September 23, 2009
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man scepter

A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.
Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight.
by brephophagist February 1, 2007
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