The act of participating in an activity and contributing nothing while somehow not obtaining anything at the same time.
Wow! He has no properties and his headset is off. He's really Mikeing this round of Monopoly.
There is a minute left, we are down by 3, he has 32 points, and he just ran into me. He's really Mikeing it on Rocket tonight.
There is a minute left, we are down by 3, he has 32 points, and he just ran into me. He's really Mikeing it on Rocket tonight.
by ImCaptainMerica January 28, 2021
Get the Mikeingmug. Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.
Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy
by Jameschargles April 27, 2020
Get the Mike Bryantmug. by chrissquartz April 29, 2022
Get the Mike and ikedmug. by Nick Gallant June 20, 2019
Get the Stoney Mikemug. A rhetorical device or debating tactic used to challenge the argument that “Anyone who identifies as trans is trans/valid.”
It quotes the following 2015 anecdote from Mike Huckabee, a well-known anti-trans public figure:
“I wish someone told me in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’”
The test asks whether or not this teen version of Mike Huckabee is valid as a genderfluid trans teen.
The test forces the opposing side into an ultimatum:
1) Accept the absurd, bad-faith hypothetical as a valid trans identity, validating a transphobic comment by Mike Huckabee.
2) Admit that some standards are necessary for what constitutes a “valid” trans person, in order to exclude trolls like Mike Huckabee, thereby disproving the notion that “anyone who identifies as trans is trans”.
Named in August 2025 by Haley Halcyon (@2gd4.me on Bluesky) after she, quote unquote, “decisively won an Internet debate for the first time” using this strategy. As originally explained:
“Any #transmedicalist who finds someone who parrots the sleepwoking line ‘anyone who identifies as trans is trans’ or ‘all trans people are valid’, my advice is this:
• Apply the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test.
• Don’t let off when they try to deflect.
• Point out the gate they implicitly keep.”
It quotes the following 2015 anecdote from Mike Huckabee, a well-known anti-trans public figure:
“I wish someone told me in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’”
The test asks whether or not this teen version of Mike Huckabee is valid as a genderfluid trans teen.
The test forces the opposing side into an ultimatum:
1) Accept the absurd, bad-faith hypothetical as a valid trans identity, validating a transphobic comment by Mike Huckabee.
2) Admit that some standards are necessary for what constitutes a “valid” trans person, in order to exclude trolls like Mike Huckabee, thereby disproving the notion that “anyone who identifies as trans is trans”.
Named in August 2025 by Haley Halcyon (@2gd4.me on Bluesky) after she, quote unquote, “decisively won an Internet debate for the first time” using this strategy. As originally explained:
“Any #transmedicalist who finds someone who parrots the sleepwoking line ‘anyone who identifies as trans is trans’ or ‘all trans people are valid’, my advice is this:
• Apply the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test.
• Don’t let off when they try to deflect.
• Point out the gate they implicitly keep.”
Her argument for self-ID, total bodily autonomy, and zero gatekeeping was a crowdpleaser, until I hit her with the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test and she ragequit.
by the riverside August 9, 2025
Get the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Testmug. by Not Mike Mango November 23, 2021
Get the Mike Mangomug. a fucking dumbass. You know that kind of guy that shows up and burns shit down, literally, yeah that’s a mike shrubb.
by rrrrehskfbs April 24, 2020
Get the mike shrubbmug.