said john

To reference a homosexual euphemism

Dad tried on mums new bracelet and she said 'your wrist is too wide for that... said John'

Mum was sorting the dishes out before and she said 'I hate it when you get meat stuck under your fingernails.... said John'

Hope my engine doesn't blow will be seeing rods everywhere if it does ... Said john

by RLimiter December 26, 2013

John Fealias

The most powerful person in the universe. He is good friends with double J and will slaughter any poser who try’s to stop him.

The last thing the women saw was John Fealias staring into her eyes with a knife in his right hand.

by John Fealias June 22, 2020

John Harrington

When you face backwards on the toilet when you use it. The actual proper way to use the toilet.

I went to the bathroom while I was eating breakfast, I performed a John Harrington in order to eat at the same time as my BM

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum December 11, 2013

John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.

John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."

by Kev9876 March 31, 2010

John Carroll

I’m a boy. I am the lonely popular boy. I like this i like that. I’m kinda cute i mean. I do good in school! And i like school i’m not going to lie. I play for long island land shark baseball. So yes i am a landshark. I am mistaken for human but as i said i am the landshark. I like grocery shopping and playing ball with my family.

yo i’m john carroll

by johncarroll November 28, 2019

bonnie john

A polite way to reference a BJ in public.

Having dinner at grandma's with your brother, you might brag and say "yeah, she worked a pretty good bonnie john before we came over..."

by hellwithit May 1, 2009

Bear Johns

Having a very undignified and unruly attitude.

Being a rebel or the "American Badass" type of demeanor.

Having a bear tattoo and being an uncaged animal.

That guy has a huge bear tattoo on him. I wonder if he's unruly and rebellious?

-Oh, fuck yeah he is! That is Bear Johns!

(Example) "I think I'm going to be Bear Johns today. I'm going to be unruly and then go home and stretch my sister's asshole out."

by D.R.7 May 12, 2011