January 9

The day where you kiss your tallest best friend

Fred. “ hey Jasmine can I kiss you”
Jasmine.” Since it’s January 9th I guess I have to”

by Maclean January 8, 2023

January 13th

National kiss kaleb day

On January 13th , we kiss kaleb

by Tyiwnehysbe January 12, 2023

january 13

grab richards ass day

national holiday

tmrw is january 13 im finally gonna get to grab richards butt

by koalabear800 January 12, 2023

January 13

Send nudes to you husband today.
And have some drinks and a hard fuck

Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course "January 13' I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want

by S V January 13, 2023

January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.

*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*

by rumde January 15, 2023

January 16

National ask your crush out day

hi its january 16

by blewd January 15, 2023

January 19th

January 19th , sawfish/carpenter shark appreciation day. Sawfish are critically endangered, if you see one please leave it be !!!!!!

“Yo! It’s January 19th!”

“What’s so special about today?”
“It’s sawfish appreciation day!!”
“Aw fuck yeah I love sawfish!”

by 🧚🏻‍♀️💓 𝒾 𝒹ℴ𝓃𝓉 𝒷𝓊𝓁𝓁𝓎 💓🧚🏻‍♀️ January 16, 2023