No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.

Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

Helicopter job

Involveds violently whipping your dick against a girls face for pleasure

Why have you got bruises on your face?....... I gave Tom a helicopter job xdxdxdx

by Wigglydick July 13, 2016

ween job

When two men rub their dicks together until there’s enough friction to start a fire (it helps if you use pubes as kindling)

Hey man wanna come over and have a ween job

by Dontshiturself March 1, 2018

Kipe Job

a rip off, hosing, a dishonest transaction on the person giving (the kiper), taken advantage of on price

1. car dealer took made the car cost 5000 dollars more than they agreed too

2. "the guy at the mattress store said the mattress would be 400 but he tried to charge me 550, what a kipe job!"

by johnasht August 3, 2013

street job

A sexual act so filthy only a crack whore can give you one.

Person 1: hey man, where'd you end up last night?
Person 2: my bad man, I found this chick that gave me a street job
Person 1: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TRUCK!!

by MLaughman October 9, 2015

Fag job

Something of a sexual nature between homies that u never tell anyone about

Bro don't tell anyone about that fag job.

by Ppmannnn September 3, 2019

Mustard Job

The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).

There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.

You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.

by Bunzlaw December 13, 2019