Internet Interaction

What an average interaction on the internet is like

(This is an average internet interaction)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: what? Why?
Person 1: idk yet

by ball enjoyer May 3, 2023

Internet Exile

A person who exiles them from a group, community, or the internet as a whole amidst drama they may or may not be associated with, or due to mental health reasons. This can also be a result of one being Cancelled.

I haven't heard from Jason on twitter in a while. Must have become an Internet Exile.

by hhhgregg2 July 21, 2022

Internet

The end of your social life.

PERSON 1: Hey, what'd you do yesterday? I was out all day at a youth club!
PERSON 2: *updating Facebook*
PERSON 1: Hey, is that the Internet?
PERSON 2: *Tweeting*
PERSON 1: Uhhh, hey?
PERSON 2: *being mentally scarred by Tumblr*

by A-Person October 12, 2014

Internet Inventory

A set of collection of one’s internet assets or value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights.

value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights is internet inventory

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

Internet

A place that needs mental help

Welcome to the internet

by Wii Guy October 28, 2021

Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025

Internet points

Cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and NFTs which have no intrinsic value
As used on Garys Economics (YouTube channel by Gary Stevenson)

Crypto = Internet Points? Why it WON'T make you rich

by Grammaton cleric April 10, 2025