Internet

An infinite happiness generator

Me: why are you playing video games, they are hard
Random person: i know but there the only thing I can do all day
Me: you should try using the Internet

by Zander Man September 8, 2020

Damb internet hooman..

damb internet hooman often is seen sitting infront of his computer in his livingroom with shades closed..
he is a medium rare specimen of "Human" , recognized by writing subpar grammar on youtube comments and random internet websites.. this is often a fulltime job even though nobody is paying Damb internet hooman to do this.. he/she will spend 1-24 hours every day 365 days a year to make sure that everybody can read his/her internet comments even though they often dont bring any value to anybody, also often damb internet hooman is anonymous.. making the entire career quite special..

Alien: "Look what they write on internet... "
Damb internet hooman nr.1 : "he is an arab, from morocca born there, a muslim.. "
Damb internet hooman nr.2: "Still a better love story than twilight, no wait wrong comment"
Damb internet hooman nr.2 "......"
Damb internet hooman.. nr.1. : "well he is racist so no wonder he acts like a retard"

curious friend: "But he is your dad"
Damb interent hooman: "Dad , racist.. whats the difference?"

by Mr.zx October 24, 2020

Internet Explorer

The slowest brow........

Internet Explorer
Person 1: I jus Loading.......

by Griffo mo October 31, 2020

Indonesian Internet

Bad Internet connection, lagging, having internet issues, etc. usually correlates with Indihome

Zhang: what the fuck is your ping
Joko: ahhhh sorry, its the Indonesian Internet
Zhang: what the fuck does that means
Joko: ask the Indihome users
Zhang: aren't you Malaysian
Joko: how many times do i have to fucking tell you that I'm Indonesian
Zhang: what's the difference?
Joko: see this is why I don't want to be friends with a Singaporean

by TAC0799 October 7, 2020

the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it

Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep

by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020

Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down

"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"

by Captain Book January 23, 2013

Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.

Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."

by Binsky September 30, 2012