dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out

She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.

by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015

Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.

Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.

by Shmavery October 13, 2019

dutch paperweight

A sexual act where one farts onto another while the victim is lying down. The fart paralyzes them, acting as a paperweight.

I gave Jane the Dutch Paperweight. It was really boring during the sex.

by Señor Heisenberg January 26, 2016

Rusty Dutch boy

The act of intercourse during the menstruation.

He was real hard up so he gave her the ol rusty Dutch boy because he wasn't going to wait a whole week.

by Thatoneguy30 January 10, 2019

Dutch common sense

A misplaced arrogance that you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Good thing we Dutch have the Dutch common sense, or else we'd have to learn from other countries' experiences!"

by Morty297 October 14, 2020

Dutch Star

When getting a blowjob, the male pulls out right before ejaculation and clenches so that instead of a couple small spurts of load coming out, one giant load comes out all at once upon the unsuspecting female’s forehead, thus looking like a star.

“I’ve been practicing for weeks but last night I was finally able to give Jenny a Dutch star! She was shocked and blinded by glory”

by Longdongtom69 November 24, 2021

Dutch National Anthem

The theme of Formula 1

I’ve heard the Dutch National Anthem 20 times this year please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop ple

by Neihlon March 9, 2024