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telus internet

a phone and internet company from canada. its down once a month but its the only big alternative to shaw. people switch to telus when they realise shaw has started monitoring the amount of traffic they use and charges them overages.
steve- "hey i see you're on telus internet now, HAHA that sucks they go down like every month."

dave- "well at least they wont start charging me overages when i (legaly) download too many movies"

steve- "oh s***"
by happydappyman September 15, 2011
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surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.
Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".
by james October 29, 2003
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Deep Space Internet Poetry

The dark and twisted limericks, haikus, free verse, cinquain, ballads, and kids poems that can be found after hours of searching the far reaches of the internet.
Kent - "Hey Dave, I found some Deep Space Internet Poetry."
Dave - "Lets have a listen."
Kent - "Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Everything is red,

I like the smell of blood."
Dave - "Good one! I enjoyed the alliteration."
by BSNPmP November 18, 2011
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Oh Internet

KYM Clone but filled with moar faggotry than you can shake a dick @
Faggot#1: I heard ED is gone now
Faggot#2: Yeah its called Oh Internet now, its waaay better
Faggot#1: Wanna suck each other off
Faggot#2: Sure
by 9081237245948723497234 May 16, 2011
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The Internet

Unfortunately I can't exactly surf the waves due to Miss Rona causing my trip to get canceled, so now I'm surfing the internet instead.
by Pialinist June 12, 2020
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there are no women on the internet

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*
by OLOL December 9, 2008
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Within 10 minutes of any online forum exchange, some twat will always write "Don't feed the troll".

The twat in question is always either:

1) Some silly old turd who has been using the Internet since 1993 and thinks there are still only about 12 people on it.

2) Some clueless middle-class mum with too much time on her hands and to whom everyone else in the world (apart from her children, Jake and Florence) is a "troll".
SeanHunter: "I think the constant rolling news format of the TV media tends to turn serious cases like the McCann kidnapping or the Venables prison recall into circuses...."

Twat: "Don't feed the troll, people"

SeanHunter: "Ah there it is... Hunter's First Law of the Internet. And in record time, you twat."
by SeanHunter March 7, 2011
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