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Trash-hat

When something is so absolutely terrible that you have to combine trash and ass-hat
God these roads are so trash-hat you can hardly drive on them.
by anonymous April 22, 2023
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eat your hat

to lose a bet
and have to pay up,
by eating your hat
"ah, bitch, you said if obama wins you would eat your hat.
c'mon now. i give ya some salt and ketchup too. start ta
chompin, Billy Bob"
"if the 76'ers don't make the playoffs, you'll eat your hat and gimme a hundred dollah against a twomp?. I take that bet, nigga."
"U said if Romney loses u would eat your hat, burn the kkk robes, register green party, and party w/the poofters in San Fran on New's Eve. It's midnite, Buford. bend over and take it like the red state bitch that you are. yee haww"
by psychobitchhommedontplaythat November 28, 2012
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top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.
Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018
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Ham Hat

When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.
I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !
by MUFDVR4LIFE March 23, 2021
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the squirrel hat rule

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024
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I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.
"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)
by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017
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Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you
Aaric's an ass hat...
by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012
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