hand day

Vince was supposed to run numerous errands on Saturday, but instead was caught up in internet porn and made it a hand day.
by Gene Staley, jr. October 26, 2011
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hand box

Where you put all your dismembered hands of your victims
What’s that?”
It’s just my Hand Box
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Hand Maid

A person (mostly female) who fucks or gets fucked by a commander
Dude she's a hand maid
by Dude Bro Dude November 03, 2016
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Grabby hands

Mysterious hands that grab onto a person and their soul to take them to the afterlife after looking backwards in the Ghost Girl's Alley in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Diamond is Unbreakable.
After being decieved in Reimi's alley, Koichi looked back to see mysterious grabby hands that dragged him and his stand away.
by shurb March 30, 2021
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Uhlu hands

An affliction when you are in a text based chat, and can't stop making typos, or autocorrect pops in to "save the day." A typo itself of "ugly hands"
Oh, Kien is making no sense. She must have uhlu hands again.
by Lass Lindy August 26, 2017
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invisible hand

To masturbate after lying on your hand for several minutes making it numb thus becoming invisible.
"I gave my invisible hand a good shag last night"
by Galoot of the Grove June 09, 2004
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hand holdah

a person who can not resist the urge to hold the hand of whatever slampiece or fucktoy is around them
Although Datamaio was the founder of the "Hand Holdahs of New Jersey", it had become clear that her protege, Humpty, was the new "Queen Hand Holdah"...the student had finally become the teacher
by pOOTa September 08, 2003
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