Human

A animal that had a brain like no other.

Written by a human.

Alien: oh look it's one of those humans, lets kill it.

Human by 9/11 was just a performance. March 23, 2019

Human

The person reading this

Dude ur so ugly

Its human nature

Human by Goddamnit someone took me April 15, 2019

Human Bonding 

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.

“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”

Human Bonding by DJ1580 April 29, 2019

Human pipe 

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.

Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?

Human pipe by Poshing May 8, 2019

Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer

Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.

Human Scan by Septic38rp May 13, 2019

Humanity 

A few inches of toxic dirt in the fossil record

The future of humanity

Humanity by SeWiJuGA May 14, 2019

Humanist 

A person that is not racist against a certain race, but fucking hates all humans equally. Genuinely known as an asshole, fuckfly, or just a US president.

“I don’t just hate sole dumb people. I’m a humanist. I hate you too”

“Ew People. I prefer to be a humanist”

“My 3 wishes.

1- less annoying people.

2-less people.

3- more humanists.”

Humanist by Kitkat_000 May 16, 2019