facebook weaboo 

any one who
A. adds an anime, manga, or video game character to their facebook friends
B. has a profile in the name of an anime, manga, or video game character
*note: fan/like pages are not in this category*

Man: Devin, you cant be friends with 15 naruto uzumakis, 10 hatusne mikus, 8 ichigo kurosakis, 7 Lelouch Vi Britannias, and 50 kallen stadtfelds, you fucking facebook weaboo.

facebook weaboo by TheKnightingale January 17, 2011

facebook revalation 

Finally recognizing in person a facebook friend. When it clicks that the person you just saw walking by you is indeed that facebook friend you have never met.

Walking down the hall she had a facebook revalation that random girl who always likes her pictures and realized it was indeed shannon.

facebook revalation by awesomecowgirl16 September 13, 2011

facebook phenom girl 

Those girls on Facebook who have at least 20 or more "likes" and comments on almost all of their profile pictures.

Girls who post ridiculously unnecessary status updates just to see how many "likes" they can get from guys.

Those girls who you've never met personally but know who they are from Facebook.

A girl who has at least 70 or more profile pictures and adds a new one about once a week.

Guy: Hey man, do you know Jackie? She liked a couple of my pictures.
Other Guy: Dude, she's just a Facebook Phenom girl, good luck.

Girl: My ex-boyfriend liked Suzy's picture and she liked his back, I'm so worried!
Other Girl: Are you kidding me? She's just one of those Facebook phenom girls, you have nothing to worry about.

facebook phenom girl by bbg323 June 28, 2011

Facebook Fake-Out

When a person uses camera angles, lighting, black&white, photoshop, professional photoshop (oops, I meant senior pictures), and more face paint than an Apache Indian to appear attractive over the interwebs.

That girl's profile pic was sexy, but, when I met at that party last night, she was hella' hit. She's a total Facebook Fake-Out.

Facebook Fake-Out by Higheena September 9, 2011

Facebook Birthday Bombing

When you wish Happy Birthday to someone by copying what someone else (who you don't know) has posted on your friends wall. Ideally, this will be some inside joke that you know nothing about, be slightly personal and a little bit weird.

Facebook Birthday Bombing is doing this to a girl/boy you kind of know, don't really know what she's up to and don't intend to see anytime soon...

"Happy Birthday Babes!!! WONDERFUL to see you last week, hopefully this weekend at Ollie's will be megabants!!! xoxoxoxox P.s. Ibiza 2k8. Always remember it!!"

Facebook Birthday Bombing by The Banter Bus October 31, 2011

facebook-lovers 

People who share their undying love for each other over Facebook with no regard to their friends' news feeds. They say the most cliché things that they wouldn't even say in person to each other, but they do on Facebook.

Random Facebook user: Wow, Kelsie and Blake are the most annoying Facebook-lovers. Have they heard of a phone? They are completely ruining my news feed with what looks to be love letters written by children.

facebook-lovers by JoMommaFroGeorgia July 8, 2012

facebook stalking 

A talent not unique to but certainly heightened within teen college girls. This skill manifests itself in having the unwavering patience to tear through every corner of a facebook profile, page, timeline, and post. Culprits are usually caught by the often paired attribute of "liking" absolutely everything.

"What happened to Abe?"

"We had to have an intervention because she was facebook stalking again"

"how bad was it?"

"86 likes"

That one person who actually reads Facebook's ToS

facebook stalking by MCCraven February 5, 2013