Dutch Hand

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person

person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah

by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024

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dutch candycane

To wear a mint flavored condom while receiving a blowjob.

I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.

by Señor Heisenberg March 23, 2016

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dutch nipple

A singular nipple piercing in case shit goes sour. Note: only applies to males.

"I only want a Dutch Nipple in case I ever want to breastfeed a child"

by Thisisawkard January 17, 2020

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A dutch hoe is a person who likes to get with a lot of people sexually, but cannot get any.

Derived from the true definitions of a dutch hoe, being, “a hoe that is used for pushing rather than pulling”

a dutch hoe is a hoe that cannot not pull

est 2024 Benjamin Stewart

Trey: “Man, Aidan is always tryna get with women, he’s such a hoe”
Ben: “Yeah too bad he’s dutch”
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Jerry: “You’re such a dutch hoe, just learn how to talk to girls!”

by Penjamin June 13, 2024

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Dutch Hearse

Dutch Hearse: To smoke cigars in an enclosed motor vehicle, for the purpose of depreciating the value of said vehicle.

We bought cigars and broke into his car and used it as a Dutch Hearse.

by RageFang May 10, 2018

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Dutch coven

This is a situation that occurs when there are at least five, consensual humans engage lung in the act of group sharing flatulance. At least one of the five participants must expel gas under a material (I.e. sheet,bedspread, tarp, etc.) and the remainder of said participants all cover their heads and breath through their noses.

Bob and Linda really loved running a hot dutch coven with the other HOA committee members every Thursday after the neighbor book club meeting.

by Dover113 December 9, 2021

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