chew my dick

Oral Sex to a guy

"Hey Emily can you chew my dick"

chew my dick by BenzoSolz September 5, 2014

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

Short notice dick by -Mary&Danny May 3, 2015

freezing my dick off 

When it's the coldest you've ever been.

I'm freezing my dick off in here! It's the fucking coldest I've ever been!

freezing my dick off by downtimedanny August 30, 2016

Second Hand Dick Breath

When you share saliva though sharing a drink, kissing, licking etc. With one of the persons sucking dick earlier passing that dick breath to the other person causing second hand dick breath.

John: Me and my mom used to share drinks together when we were little.
Jace: You know your mom used to suck a lot of dick right? That means you have second hand dick breath.

Second Hand Dick Breath by YourBoiSkinyPenis October 22, 2016

life changing dick 

The dick that wrecks homes and vaginas. The dick that changes lives for the better or worse. They will never forget. It changes them forever.

The ex-wife is still DTF from that LCD life changing dick

life changing dick by R3d_Rabbit December 20, 2016

tooting your own dick 

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

tooting your own dick by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

link's dick 

Something that can turn on and satisfy anything in the whole damn galaxy. Even non living things such as rocks. Too powerful link must keep it in his pants at all cost at all times. Just by saying these 2 words will leave anything begging on the floor desperately.

"Ahh, I might just need Link's dick tonight!"

link's dick by Your Secret Urges September 26, 2017