dad with milk

This word is a fragment of your imagination.
This will never happen unless you're an absolute chad.

"I finally got dad with milk!"

"No you didn't! Dad with milk doesn't exist!"

by amogusdisorderguy July 4, 2022

meth dad

Stephen Forment.

Steve is my 'Meth Dad'.

by Morgue Rex February 20, 2021

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

dad

someone who left me when i was 2

dad if ur seeing this, come back pls. i ran out of titty milk

by zendeiie April 29, 2021

stray dads

Butt fuckers

Nice Stray Dads bitch

by The fuvkkkjj December 19, 2016

dad

come home

please dad

by your daily dose of cancer March 26, 2020

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025