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dad

He may be kinda dumb, but hey, atleast he doest give you fucking bipolar disorder fir the rest of your life.
Dad is working hard, while your mom is sitting inside "working" when she is really just watching some shitty soap opera.
by Densest March 1, 2017
mugGet the dadmug.

Dads

Damn I have dads and it’s coming out like lava!
by Death Keeper June 8, 2019
mugGet the Dadsmug.

Jacks Dad

When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.
My mate took a tumble in the shower and hid dad pulled off a classic Jacks Dad
by SICKTRIX. February 16, 2021
mugGet the Jacks Dadmug.

think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.
(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.
by johnnyhash1283 May 31, 2009
mugGet the think someone is your dadmug.

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen
Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked
by Cartini July 5, 2022
mugGet the Dad Hookedmug.

dad

dad if ur seeing this, come back pls. i ran out of titty milk
by zendeiie April 29, 2021
mugGet the dadmug.

stray dads

by The fuvkkkjj December 19, 2016
mugGet the stray dadsmug.

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