Little League Dad

A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;
white

middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.

Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."

Little League Dad by Phazerrr July 7, 2022

Caleb’s dad 

Caleb’s dad refers to a father figure who has disappeared or has vanished from someone’s (Caleb’s) life.

Lol your dad left like Caleb’s dad

Caleb’s dad by AnAnonymousUser July 30, 2022

Jonah’s dad 

The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.

Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”

Jonah’s dad by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022

Lesley’s dad 

Some one who is non-existent

Person 1: Have you seen Lesley’s dad
Person : no he is non-existent

Lesley’s dad by Somnyama August 17, 2022

POV: your dad 

Your fucking dad is gone and not buying milk

Person 1: hey
Person 2: what
Person 1: POV: your dad *randomly disappears*

POV: your dad by aawfasd August 17, 2022

Connor's Dad 

Is there dont worry :(

Connor's Dad is there :(

Connor's Dad by IsOkMan999 August 24, 2022

Twink Bottom Dad 

A Twink Bottom Dad is a term to describe discord user Le Poisson, also known as Abuelo and Old British Man. He is very much a twink, i have seen his fits and while they were very slay, it does confirm he’s a twink. He’s also a bottom bc his gf told me so. Also he adopted me so therefore he’s a dad, hence the name.

Hey have u seen the Twink Bottom Dad?

No but he better get me fucking light up sketchers.

Twink Bottom Dad by Balls savage (real) August 29, 2022