National confess to your crush Day

Everyone has to tell their crush they like them on May 19! If you don't, then you're not in respect of our country. 😒

"dude! did you hear that Alex confessed to Paige's mom he likes her?!"

"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."

by wowzahhhhh May 17, 2025

Orange Crush

Shoving a lightbulb in your own or another persons asshole and making it shatter.

"I've been trying new stuff in bed"
"What have you been trying"
"Orange Crush"

by biggs0720 May 18, 2025

SAB crush

Also known as the SABae. A mythical creature found exclusively within the realm of "SAB.” The Sab Crush is a being who possesses unparalleled charisma, charm, and desirability amongst all attendees.

“now that he knows he’s my SAB Crush, he can find a way to message me if he wants to”

by rbkh04 July 3, 2023

Crush o’clock

Certain period in time when brain expects love interest to announce itself

I’m going to a music festival this week. It’s crush o’clock

by Schpea July 4, 2023

Getting Crushed

The act of a male defining what he would do to a girl in a sexual way

Luke : Hey bro you see that girl over there?
John : Yes bro, she’s so bad
Luke: I swear, she’s getting crushed man

by imjustamethaphor July 5, 2023

Crushed up

A verbal phrase referring to one having intimacy thoughts, while taking over the other person from a sexual position and putting it into words.

“Yeah she got a lil sum she’d get crushed up”

“Yo bro this girl I’m talking to I’m not going to lie she’d get crushed up fam.”

by ih@T3mYs3Lf123 July 15, 2023

national tell your best friend your crush day

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.

Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@

by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023