last cookie of the package

When someone (generally a girl) thinks she is very better than any other, she is asked if she is the last cookie of the package!

Girl "I only date with very rich men!"

Guy "Do you think you're the last cookie of the package?!"

by Magnetofgirls February 19, 2014

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens

Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"

by Joe Garifo May 27, 2004

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

When something doesn't go your way.

Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...

by acetone May 31, 2004

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cookie nipples

nipples that are exedingly round, somewhat like a cookie, some, like toni's, are the same color as her tit.

scotty: hey last nite toni got her tits out at the skate park
Gteam: were they good
scotty: no they had cookie nipples
all: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wicky: i have no spleen

by Gumby131 May 23, 2006

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after having anal sex with a female. the male removes his penis from her anus and wipes it on her nipples. then bends her back over on the bed and continues to have anal sex very very hard. in that process the now soiled nipples will make contact with the hopefully clean sheets. the resulting dots will leave a chocolate chip cookie pattern.

so no shit there i was doing this chick in the ass. when i pulled out, and she said you best not be done. i said, bitch im no where near done with you. so i cleaned my dick off on her tits and bent her the hell back over. after i got done railing her real hard i noticed the chocolate chip cookie on the bed. the name stuck.

by mike the great December 3, 2007

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Cookie

The females vaginal system depending on race. Ex. Fortune cookie-spanish, asian, etc. Chocolate cookie-black or indian with a good suntan. Macadamia- White

For a white girl, I sure have one tasty macadamia cookie.

by Kristen Nikole May 26, 2005

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