Originating in the automotive community, the Crumbl cookie salute is a method by which those with homosexual tendencies indicate they are available for sexual relations. The salute is done by holding a cookie over the chest, typically on the left side over the heart, but is often times seen done on the opposite side as well. Though the name indicates “Crumbl”, the cookie does not in fact need to be from the Crumbl bakery; It is simply symbology to show that the saluter loves cock in their “cookie” (anus).
Jay: that guy over there is super cute, but I have no rizz. How could I get him to know I want him to fuck my asshole?
Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!
Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!
Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!
Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!
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