conner

gay guy who has a bf named keith. has never had a kids longer than 7 seconds. only crushes on foreign girls, post-lydia

conner: “can I use the bathroom”
teacher: “sure!”
friends: “omg he is such a conner, going to meet keith again!!!

by chocolatelover318 May 7, 2018

condor

Funny slang for a condominium.

I found a sweet condor with a view, I think I'm going to put an offer in.

by Eduardo Morenzos October 16, 2006

conor devlin

Conor Devlin is a large, hairy creature often found lurking around the pubs of Alton. Time has taken its toll on this poor fellow, you can tell this by looking at the wifts of gray in the slowly but shorely thinning black hair, and the sagging lumps on the chest refured to as 'moobs'. The ungodly being is known to have an incurable disfunction in his vocal and physical reactions, otherwise known as 'a spastic'. You can not miss this catastrophic view from a mile away due to the obviously large head that is believed to be a signiture to all of its kind. (E.g any siblings it might have) One last, but important thing, if you are unlucky enough to come into contact with the Conor, stay well clear of his rear passage, as toxic gasses of deadly copasity have been known to steal the oxygen right out of the victim, and any unfortunate passers by. Good luck.

I saw an unsightly creature on monday, i believe it was a 'conor devlin' and as i walked behind it to avoid eye contact, it turned towards me, raised an eye brow and looked to be straining and confused, then all of a sudden an overpowering smell crawled down my throut and stole the oxygen right out of my lungs. I woke up with nothing but the memorie of this horrible day.

by ringsting2010 December 19, 2010

Conner

A generally good person to be around, great sense of humor until you say something that doesn't sit well with them, gets butt hurt and tends to throw their ass around for an extended period of time, often over exaggerates a situation and almost never knows when to drop an argument, whether he's wrong or not, tends to continue saying why he's slightly right even when the thing he was arguing about was lost. Tends to stick to information he himself is not aware If it holds its place in the are of fact over myth. Tends to get upset when he is given something for free and then expects it to happen on a regular basis. Also gets upset if you get on to him for something bad he did even if it has reason he wont listen to it. Likes to beat dogs and bum weed

"Hey Ethan can I play your xbox?"

"Sure conner, just watch the batteries, you left em out last time."

"GAH FUCK HOLY SHIT RAAAAAAA"

by SirSpankMeCrotch November 1, 2018

Conner

A HOE ASS NIGGA

Conner is a hoe ass nigga!

by Pop a pillow July 6, 2019

conor

a fat fool who is shit at maths and likes to look at boys especially those named lolly

conor looks like a goat

by conor dbhfgdhgf September 15, 2011

conor oberst

I very gay guy who does nothing but cry all day and turn it into songs. his music is so emo ppl want to kil themselves for what he "goes through"

oh and hes also Haleighs hubby...

conor oberst is a bisexual emo guy who hates haleigh.

by Ennis April 12, 2005