3 definitions by SirSpankMeCrotch
A generally good person to be around, great sense of humor until you say something that doesn't sit well with them, gets butt hurt and tends to throw their ass around for an extended period of time, often over exaggerates a situation and almost never knows when to drop an argument, whether he's wrong or not, tends to continue saying why he's slightly right even when the thing he was arguing about was lost. Tends to stick to information he himself is not aware If it holds its place in the are of fact over myth. Tends to get upset when he is given something for free and then expects it to happen on a regular basis. Also gets upset if you get on to him for something bad he did even if it has reason he wont listen to it. Likes to beat dogs and bum weed
"Hey Ethan can I play your xbox?"
"Sure conner, just watch the batteries, you left em out last time."
"GAH FUCK HOLY SHIT RAAAAAAA"
"Sure conner, just watch the batteries, you left em out last time."
"GAH FUCK HOLY SHIT RAAAAAAA"
by SirSpankMeCrotch November 1, 2018
The single most sexy vegetable of all, it's thick green stem speeding and thin green leaves, plump yellow kernels just begging to be plucked.
"Wow the corn looks great this evening!"
"Dad, you said that eight times all ready, please remove your testicles from the yams"
"Dad, you said that eight times all ready, please remove your testicles from the yams"
by SirSpankMeCrotch July 5, 2018
The most disgusting fat ugly and generally stupid slob you'll ever have the displeasure of meeting, if you meet this monstrous blob beware stating your own opinion. Shell do anything in her rank stank flabby power to discredit it without holding any true information. Shes an idiot that tends to pretend she knows everything and discredits others to make herself feel better, not a good person to keep yourself around. Doesn't know what deodorant or personal hygiene is. If one ever approaches, pull out a stick of deodorant it will serve like a crucifix to a demon straight from the depths of hell. Beware
"Alexis please stop eating, and complaining... you dont have a job and you dont contribute to society at all."
(Gargles on her own fat)"No"
(Gargles on her own fat)"No"
by SirSpankMeCrotch November 1, 2018