Julius Caesar's Dick 

The full Roman experience.

I saw Julius Caesar's Dick The Colosseum, Vatican, St Peters Basilica, the whole Roman experience.

Julius Caesar's Dick by Fatal Moment June 22, 2018

the Julius Caesar 

when someone dips their haemorrhoids (bum grapes) into someone else's mouth, similar to the art of tea bagging. Named 'The Julius Caesar after' the great man himself and his recognised love of grapes.

she said she liked grapes, so I did what only a loving partner would do, I gave her The Julius Caesar

the Julius Caesar by Tinkblob Sugarwosits January 3, 2011

Upside Down Brown Cake 

The act of a man having sex with a woman while she is performing a headstand. During this position his penis is inserted into her anus while the man defecates into her vagina.

This is difficult and will most likely cause his feces to enter the vagina while simultaneously dripping down her body and face like chocolate on a cake.

Last night at the orgy I saw someone doing the Upside Down Brown Cake so I played with myself performing a Sleeper Hold because it was so hot.

Upside Down Brown Cake by FattUnit April 29, 2011

Sweet Sticks' Cake Pops 

Some say they're like cake on a stick digested by chocolate and vanilla pegasi of the gods, but many say they're like a delicious mouth-watering formula of cake, frosting, and SWEET STICKS!!

Sweet Sticks' Cake Pops!!

Sweet Sticks' Cake Pops by Sweet Sticks October 14, 2011

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

Cake-Sniffer 

Somebody who sniffs cakes but doesn’t like to admit it so they call other people cake-sniffers as an insult.

“Only a cake-sniffer would know that” Carmelita Spats (A Series of Unfortunate Events season 2)

Cake-Sniffer by Spicy Waffle June 26, 2019

Jaffa cake 

A sexual act where you lick your partners ear and proceed to lick out the orange ear wax and immediately stick your ear wax tongue in your partners asshole creating the orange brown delight similiar to a jaffa cake.

Hey wanna go get some ice cream? Nah im gonna take a Jaffa cake from Susan.

Jaffa cake by StrangerLittleDanger January 17, 2019