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buddy

buddy is another word for crackhead its buddies if there is multiple
by anonymous January 1, 2021
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buddy teacher

An employee of a school district that is, despite his / her title as an educator, less concerned with education than making friends with students. Buddy teachers have no classroom management, assign little or no work, watch a lot of movies, and allow students to call them by their first names. Extreme buddy teachers buy alcohol for, host parties for, lie to parents for, or even date their older students.
Student 1: Take Mark’s class. His class is awesome. You never have to do anything.
Student 2: Nah, I’m cool. 30 year old buddy teachers are cringe.
by mikejackson3 October 6, 2019
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Watch it buddy

An extremely common phrase used by civilian NPCs in the PlayStation game "Lego Marvel Super Heroes." The phrase refers to a situation where you've bumped into a civilian, and that civilian will say something random to portray distress.

Since the entire phrase is spoken so quickly, it is better to quote it without a comma to indicate the sheer comical NPC nature of the statement.
Me (Player): Transforms into Venom-Hulk and runs into a civilian.

Civilian: Watch it buddy!
by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023
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Back Yard Buddy

One who helps wipe thy butt, usually after pooping, and done by an ex wife.
I can’t reach back there...I need my back yard buddy
by whoDis20 November 29, 2020
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Fudgey Nutty Buddy

The act of shitting into the head of your partners penis.
Not only did Paul enjoy the evening, Susan also gave him a fudgey nutty buddy at the end of the night.
by Thosedefinitionsdoe February 1, 2023
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little buddy strap

A string or fabric used to hold the penis up and out of the way while manscaping the scrotum.
I call the piece of elastic cord I use to hold my dick out of the way while I shave my ball sack my "little buddy strap." Because my penis is my little buddy.
by fidness 1957 November 27, 2024
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