the suicide bomb

The suicide bomb is when you take a dump on a women's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Quran.

She said she was down with scat. So I bought a Quran, shit on her chest, and wiped it off. She asked "what the fuck was that?" Told her it was called the suicide bomb.

by Bob Noneya November 12, 2019

Carpet bomb

When you and a partner have a sex and the male or female finishes on the carpet

Dude me and Chelsea carpet bombed at your house

by Hegemony April 14, 2019

Guzzle Bomb

The act of filling a zip-lock sandwich bag with ejaculate and popping it over someone’s open mouth while they are asleep, then ramming your penis into their cum filled mouth.

I once woke up to a Guzzle Bomb and now I can never look at a sandwich bag the same again.

by Joshuan November 5, 2017

Bloody bomb

The "kerplop" sound a blood clot makes while a woman is on her period and going pee.

My bloody bomb caused a tidal wave in the toilet bowel.

by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017

salt bomb

Meat that has been strongly over salted.

That corned beef was a salt bomb!

by Slappy001 March 16, 2017

Shit bomb

Shit bombing is when you enter a establishments bathroom , take a roll of toilet paper and jam it in the toilet. Then take a shit on it.

My favorite place to shit bomb is Starbucks.

by Potony May 31, 2016

Office Bomb

A beverage that consists of dropping a 5 Hour energy shot into a cup of coffee and chugging it like a wounded sailor.

Just picked up some 5 hours. A round of office bombs on me!

by busterhax June 30, 2012