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grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.
person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."
by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019
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biscuits & shit day

Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.
I got wrote up today at work. It was a total biscuits & shit day.
by COOKIE918 July 29, 2017
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Sausage Biscuit Roll Up

Having sex with a woman while she has a yeast infection.
Person 1: “yo you want some Jimmy Deans?”
Person 2: “Nah I already had a sausage biscuit roll up this mornin”
by Quickquestionwhat May 31, 2021
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Sack Biscuit

A biscuit (Americans would call them cookies) that has been finely rubbed by the scrotum of a bull. Specifically not a human scrotum, as this is unethical.
Person 1: yo what kind of biscuit is that bruv

Person 2: Sack Biscuit. Have a try mate.
by Monkey Whisperer November 1, 2020
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C Biscuit

Derived from the word “Seabiscuit,” C Biscuit is a cuter, more direct and personal name that famous musicians bestow upon their number ones, or top bitch.

It is a nickname given out of endearment. The girl must be beautiful, cute, quirky, intriguing, and chill, and NOT a groupie or hoe.
C Biscuit has respectively earned her way to be the number one girl a celebrity musician chooses to be with; given the open relationships they often have, this is a great compliment.

C Biscuit is loyal; a trooper, and a ride-or-die bitch that the musician who originally bestowed this nickname upon her- and it instantly became her permanent, perfectly suitable respected name around close music industry friends- which is a great compliment and way of showing love by naming her a C Biscuit and accepting the name as her own.
What’s up, C Biscuit?? Whatchu doing? I’m having my driver come pick you up in 15 minutes so we can go to The Spot and the studio.”
by CBiscuitandD October 14, 2021
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Biscuit Cushion

when you lean against one cushion whilst hugging another, thus becoming the filling in between two 'biscuit' cushions.
Don't start the film yet, I just need to biscuit cushion
by Doška March 13, 2024
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Cunt biscuit

That cunt biscuit bitch Jessica fucked my damn dog again.
by Justice_435 January 18, 2019
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