half-ass

The act of doing something without motivation or care as to the quality of the object at hand. To not give a shit.

Jon: "Damn we have a paper due tommorow?"

Chris: "Dude, don't fucking half-ass that shit."

by Cali4niaBreez October 4, 2005

dumb ass

(n.) someone who is unbelieveably stupid or does stupid things.

Ryan, you are such a dumb ass for playing baseball with broken bones.

by AMV September 2, 2005

ass licker

1) Someone willing to lick the inside of the buttocks. Yeah, the hole.

2) A sycophant.

Hey ass licker, come lick me out


threnody isn't cool, you're such an ass licker.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

Ass sweater

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.

"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."

by Trashy Freeman June 2, 2009

ASS Stamp

A large red stamp with the word "ASS" on it. The ass stamp can be given to anyone who is being an ass.

Drew: Get off the games Gregory
Gregory: I'm not on games
(Gregory was on games)
Dave: Wasn't Greg playing games?
Drew: Yeah, he gets the ASS Stamp on that one...

by Captain Fox November 1, 2009

ass percussion

1.To slap a woman's ass with the palm of your hands during sex, especially when you're hitting it from behind. 2.The clapping sound made from ruf sex, especially when hitting it from behind.

Yo, I was playin ass percussion with yo baby's mama last night and now my hand stings.

by booticus June 13, 2010

ass carpet

A thick growth of hair on a man's (or, I suppose, a woman's) ass. Extremely unattractive.

'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'

by Something_Vague July 15, 2007