asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.

I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.

by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 16, 2020

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Asshole

Adrenaline junkie.

Person 1: I am an adrenaline junkie. I climb high things. I climb trees.

Person 2: Ew. You’re such an asshole

by Arthritic Teen April 23, 2023

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Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.

"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."

by Victor Medvil May 15, 2022

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An Asshole is a person who habitually offends, is rude to, or is demeaning of others and thinks that there is nothing wrong with their actions. Assholes believe they and their needs and desires are more important than others and therefore they rationalize that they are fully justified in whatever they do or say. As a result, an Asshole believes that if there is any real problem then it resides on the part of their victims rather than being something of their own creation. As a group, Assholes comprise a large subset of Narcissists. But while all Narcissists are indeed Assholes, not all Assholes are Narcissists. Their motto might be: “Being an Asshole means never having to say you’re sorry.”

My Doctor acts as like a real asshole when he treats my medical issues as no big deal.

by DaveTheNerd September 14, 2017

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