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The Alabama Jackrabbit

The sexual act of hunting rabbits, stuffing them then using them as a sex tool.
Wow Bungledash thanks for hunting that rabbit! Now we can use them for The Alabama Jackrabbit!
by DA Big curly July 20, 2024
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Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.
I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.
by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024
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Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.
Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.
by UncStatus February 7, 2025
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Alabama Rat

When you are in your Air B&B in Gulf Shores, Alabama, and your smokebag neighbor sneaks into your heated pool two times.
That Alabama Rat is in the pool again.
by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019
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Alabama Coin Toss

A sexual act where you flip a coin and each time it’s heads you add a bodily fluid. Toss as many times as you like
“Dude we got seven heads in a row doing the Alabama coin toss.”
by The Local Loser August 12, 2025
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freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g
freaky alabama monkey is a nigget
by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023
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Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.
by QuesoNacho January 13, 2024
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