A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term
You see that bad bitch over there?
Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.
Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.
by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022
Get the Miss Alabamamug. by Kimalingadingdong January 6, 2022
Get the Alabama Fruit basketmug. A term commonly used to describe a lynched African American in the southern united states, possibly meant to replace black faced lawn jockeys.
That nigger's gonna end up an Alabama oak ornament iffin' he don't keep his little pickininnies outta my melon patch!
by Cosmond June 4, 2018
Get the Alabama oak ornamentmug. The Alabama whoop whoop is the piercing of a Chonky cooter hood sometimes bearing a comb over or mullet downstairs
by AzRev February 26, 2022
Get the alabama whoop whoopmug. A sexual act where you flip a coin and each time it’s heads you add a bodily fluid. Toss as many times as you like
by The Local Loser August 12, 2025
Get the Alabama Coin Tossmug.