A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
Get the Name definitionmug. You know who you're doing this to and if you paid the wrong person you are doing it deliberately to get away with not paying me.
Hym "You don't need me to say my name because WE ALL KNOW that it would take 0 second flat for the government to find someone who isn't hiding. So I'm not doing it. You know who you're doing this to. You can eat shit and die."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2025
Get the My namemug. April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.
Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."
by calliel41 May 13, 2022
Get the National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Daymug. A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that
Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg
Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name
Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019
Get the Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guymug. Name shaming is sth you are only allowed to do against people named Alex. Also the word Alex is an insult
by hghghghghgg January 4, 2022
Get the name shamingmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>mug.