Noah

that boy didn’t build an ark he BUILT like an ark tho . also, noah gay as hell. he’s big hungry all the time with his cookie monster pants. noah tried too hard to be funny and should chill out because he has a small dick. noah also always wants gas and drank.

guy 1: “bro why is he trying so hard to be funny!?”
guy 2: “idk but he built like an ark too so i bet he’s a noah “
guy 1: “u right”

by hunnnn January 9, 2018

Noah

Certified Freak 7 days a week. Has a bussy and it's musty. Can also mean someone balls or kitty stink.

Pookey and Lulu has a Noah.

by Doooookrawr September 5, 2022

Noah

Something Cool.

That Magic trick was so Noah.

by GreenNix April 22, 2025

Blonde Noah

Super hot kid. Usually likes girls named sadie,

did you hear Blonde Noah and sadie are going on a date?

by Dude dude 1234 February 24, 2018

Noah

Noah is a very sporty, dumb yet hot guy who is very nice popular and a good friend when u need one!

Noah

by Maddie Elers April 24, 2019

Noah

An extremely sexy guy that can sweep you off your feet in a minute. If you claim this guy while you can, he will be yours, very obedient and loving.

Girl 1: Noah is so sexy!
Girl 2: Yeah, well hes mine so back off.
Girl 1: oh

by belled June 6, 2021

Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.

"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"

by Cactissy April 29, 2025