Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.

by Unknown wood pecker January 07, 2022

Mike Tango

Or MT for short. Millineal Trash.

Look at that Mike Tango and his avocado toast.

by BishopMJ June 23, 2019

Dirty mike

The owner of a big fat fucking head

See that kool person over there his a dirty mike dont fuck with his fat head

by Fatheadmike April 03, 2020

Dirty Mike

Owner of a petite cock.

Why are you such a dirty mike?

by Kaden1467 June 17, 2016

get miked

Drinking all night then having a joint/blunt/splif and getting so wrecked you have to go to bed a miss the party

Are we getting miked tonight?
Lets get Miked

by rebell88 March 06, 2019

mike rowe moment

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you

I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day

by John Damage May 12, 2011

mike xiao

Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night

I got a Mike Xiao last night.

by IHaveADickInUrMom January 31, 2016