A phrase used when someone in a conversation completely runs out of things to say, think of, or ask. Originally known as “Fuck Hursh!”, it evolved into a softer, more versatile version. People drop a “How’s Hursh?” when the topic dies, the vibe stalls, or someone needs a quick reset without admitting they’re blanking out.
Aram is getting a haircut from Martin. After a full minute of awkward silence, Aram suddenly goes, “ How's Hursh? "
People who’ve been asked this have responded with things like:
• “He’s my best friend, man.”
• “He’s dead.”
• “He was just appointed as prime minister of Uzbekistan.”
• “Who’s Hursh?”
People who’ve been asked this have responded with things like:
• “He’s my best friend, man.”
• “He’s dead.”
• “He was just appointed as prime minister of Uzbekistan.”
• “Who’s Hursh?”
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