National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

April Fool's Day

The worst day to have a funeral

”When’s the funeral?”
”On the 1st of April.”
”You mean April Fool's Day?”
”Yeah.”
”oof”

by GabrieltheGamer April 1, 2020

National Jamal Murray Day

A holiday to celebrate the GOAT of basketball falling on the 27 of December

It’s National Jamal Murray Day Tomorrow

by Polar 5436 December 10, 2023

dai

dai is a ship name for dylan and kai

dai is the most drama free couple in jamaica

by camandable June 26, 2022

Smash Everything day

Smash anything you want any time you want

“Woah why did you just give me backshots?”

“It’s smash everything day bro”

by TheChickenDude September 11, 2022

Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"

Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay

by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022

gen appreciation day

HEY! it’s gen appreciation day, hug ur friends that are named gen!

person 1: happy gen appreciation day! person 2: what’s that? person 1: it’s where you appreciate ur friends named gen!

by lumilolll June 5, 2021