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Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018
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Fucking Yolanda

An expression used by someone who is angry with another person attempting to do something shady.
“ I can’t believe she attempted to sabotage my plans to move my mother into a nursing home. Fucking Yolanda.”
by Rando135 October 17, 2025
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Fucking

Something you say when your boyfriend breaks up with you
by TheInterestingBB March 25, 2019
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3 eggs cause fuck you

Hey Robbins, 3 eggs cause fuck you
by Soupslip August 27, 2021
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Crafty As Fuck

When someone squeezes out of a sticky situation or comes up with an Oceans 11 type of shit. The type of person who can talk themselves out of any situation.
I really thought Cylian Murphy's character was done for in A Quiet Place 2. He was Crafty As Fuck When he grabbed that water hobo and stabbed him in the leg and dove into the water.
by Sirch Ecallaw June 27, 2021
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Hemorrhoidal as fuck

To be ferociously ridiculed with fiery red hatred insults from thine accusers or enemies. Usually or commonly referred to as "One's Haters" It is rarely with reason nor in good taste that these non sensical babblers utter such verbal hemorrhoids from there mouths.
Bro #1: "Yo my Nigga; last night at yo crib, Luhfawnduh was getting hella 'Hemorrhoidal as fuck' at dat new gurl Fuhlecia!"
Bro #2: Dayumnn!! Dat Bitch hella outta pocket tho."
by "El Sánchez Sucio" August 4, 2023
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Fucking

What your mom and the mail man are doing under the sheets
Fucking your cousins in Alabama is legal
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