Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Dick-cloud

A pejorative term used to describe an acquaintance that is behaving in a dickish manner.

Example:

Lawrence: Hey, that guy’s a faggot! ....oh my bad
Armando: Hey, I don’t mind that word

Lawrence: Hey, faggot is bad word.
Armando: Ol’ “as I say not as I do looking ass” , you dick-cloud.

by Csmoove901 October 9, 2017

Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

MY DICK

The Term or Phrase "MY DICK" is used to ploy others in a maundering way.

"AYE bruh these girls was talking bout you"

Who?

"MY Dick"

by NIGGAWORDS_3 March 25, 2019

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

PR1ISVX Dick Sucking

Pretending to suck dick to the beat of Crystals - PR1ISVX for clout online

I wanna practice the PR1ISVX Dick Sucking tonight

by OedAdhesive June 21, 2023

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021