When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Joe Bidens ass soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com
by CancerSquad December 23, 2025
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by Fingerinner December 24, 2025
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by Iyla Vanal December 25, 2025
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