Having one's ass loaded down with such a heavy burden of the lies told about them that it drags on the ground.
"Poor lying-assed Dr. Fauci. When scumbags like Rand Paul pile their lies on his ass, it's a wonder he can move at all, much less move at the speed he does to serve America and the world as he fights against the terrible COVID-19 plague."
by Arcadia Berger January 26, 2022
Get the lying-assedmug. Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.
I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!
(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!
(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!
by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018
Get the ass tobaccomug. Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up
by Theworstomen July 17, 2019
Get the Geico your ass.mug. (vulgar slang) The sensation of something remaining inside of the rectum/anus following an activity, especially anal intercourse.
"I just got off the phone with Arthur. He took Randy up the ass a week ago and apparently it still feels like he's been there the whole time. Sounds like a case of residual ass to me."
by Rick Rolland March 18, 2020
Get the residual assmug. by don’t conjugate December 11, 2017
Get the Assmug. "That filthy scumbag left an ass stamp on my toilet seat. Was he so self unaware that he didn't even look behind himself or care?"
by Undun July 13, 2020
Get the Ass Stampmug.