Braydens Dick

A person with a very big dick. If you want a bf with a big dick date Braydens.
Has a very huge dick that can’t fit inside of u.
Braydens dick is big

Has a very huge dick that can’t fit inside of u.
Braydens dick is the biggest

by h1tI3r March 22, 2025

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

speed dick

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.

''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''

by DickRick990 March 23, 2025

Trick Dick

When you have convinced your wife that you have a large penis when you really are average.

I’m glad she isn’t into porn because this “Trick Dick” is paying dividends.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

dick

something small in between your legs

damn bro your dick is so small

by YOUR MOMS PUSSY! WOOOOOOOOOO November 24, 2021

Dick splash

When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something

Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash

by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021

Urban Dictionaries Dick

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
🏳️ 🌈✨💕OMG💕✨🏳️ 🌈
🏳️ 🌈✨💕YOU'RE GAY?🏳️ 🌈✨💕
Asscrack is typing...
🍆✨🐱🏳️ 🌈🍆🏳️ 🌈✨🍆🐱✨🍪🍦🦄🍨🍧🍦🌈🍑🍿🦄💕🍑🌈🦄💕🍿🌈🍨💕🍦✨🍿✨🍧✨🍦✨✨🍦✨🦄💕🍪🍪🍨🐱🍆🌈🍪🍧🍪🍪🍨🐱🌈🐱🍨🐱🌈✨🍨🍿🌈✨🦄🍪🌹♥️🌹♥️🌹🌹🌹

"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"

by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021