Dick

Something that people using urban dictionary will masturbate over.

But seriously... GO TO CHURCH!

2) a plastic dick girls shove in their vag idk why :|

Jeff: hey Kai what do you masturbate over?
Kai: the definition of dildo on urban dictionary
Jeff: go to church demon!

by Stepsisterisstuckagain October 17, 2020

National Suck Dick Day

this day falls on November 17th!!
So tell your boyfriend!!!

Bob: When is National Suck Dick Day

Ashley: November 17th!!

by BIGGBOIINIBBBA November 4, 2018

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

Dick

The definition of a dick is my brother lol and I hope he sees this. And I tell him this every SINGLE day

Hey brother you know what… YOUR A DICK YOU ASSHOLE

by Big_ obnoxious_duck September 11, 2022

Big dick

Big dick is your penis not small

Your meme good the council will decide your pp size
Oh! surprisingly you have BIG DICK. Nice good so job.,.,

by GHKing December 21, 2019

Chill dick

similar to settle down, relax; usually for when somebody makes a ridiculous accusation

John: "Bro I totally got with christina last night!"
Jack: "Chill dick, I saw her leave with some other dude last night."

by trapkingin July 13, 2015

A Dick

Yeah, no, I'm GONNA be one.... You know I'm gonna be one! Look at the shit around me!

Hym "Nah, I'm gonna be a dick. You look like a skeleton that was brought back to life with some kind of aryan magic but they screwed up the spell and you didn't finish forming all the way.... So, yeah... There's that... And here's this: 🖕*boop* It's not free either. You owe me $5.95. You can save $2 if you take both of them. Here: 🖕*wahbam!*🖕 *kapow!* Get both today for $9.99! 100% of all proceeds goes to a plane ticket to a place where prostitution is legal. Call in the next 30 seconds and I will steal from a charity."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2023