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Vappy dick

When you use the tail of vaporeon (the Pokémon) as a dildo to buttfuck yourself
I was chilling with my homies when I showed them a video of me using my vappy dick
by Billbob274746/63 August 15, 2025
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Dick night lolol

When your female friend is after several cocks and finally finds one to latch on to for the night.
Omg is it dick night lolol?
by Slitkilla6969 August 15, 2025
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Dick fatigue

Penis (or Vagina) Fatigue (informal)

A colloquial term describing the phenomenon where prolonged sexual familiarity with the same partner may lead to reduced excitement, novelty, or desire for that partner’s genitalia, prompting interest in variety or different partners. Similar to palate fatigue in food and wine tasting, this reflects a form of sensory and psychological adaptation: overexposure to the same stimulus diminishes perceived intensity and pleasure.
Girl, I’ve been with my man for so long I’m getting dick fatigue, I think it’s time for a change.
by Muybeno August 18, 2025
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Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!
by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025
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Whole animal dick energy

when a circumcised dude compares/ references the intact penis (uncircumcised ) as a wild animal (Anteater, Aardvark, Naked Mole Rat and etc.). It should be taken as a compliment.
Butthead: “I'm so glad my mom had me circumcised.
I'd hate to have a little aardvark between my legs.”
Beavis: “What?! You’re just mad that my schlong has whole animal dick energy!”
by Honey Badger 28 August 20, 2025
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Dick Twizzler

To fire off a low effort joke and receive a better response than it deserves.
Sam: Did you hear Carson's bit on doors? It was a real Dick Twizzler of a joke he's mad we laughed at all
by scivibes August 20, 2025
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