mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

Chank ass

When something is of bad quality, poor value, cringe or crusty. Could also be used to refer to a negative mental/physical state.

That guy? He's pretty chank ass.
I am gonna call in sick today, i'm feeling too chank ass...

by Glossyngner July 10, 2021

Hard ass

A person who is unable to take a joke or has no humor at all

Hey kevin is being a hard ass when i told a joke

by Edgy_kids_stabing_each_other August 22, 2018

Jitterbug ass whoppin

Receiving an ass whoppin by a aperson or group of people jumping up and down and kicking the victim.

You keep messing with me you are going to get a jitterbug ass whoppin.

by Zcharles January 30, 2017

Slap a guys ass day

december 5th is slap a guys ass day

guy 1: hey
guy 2: hey, its slap a guys ass day

by georgewhd December 4, 2023

Grab Ass Month

In november u can grab everyone's ass from your mom, your friends, your Co workers

Person1:why did u just grab my ass
Person 2: because it's grab ass month

by BigChangasssss November 2, 2019

blossom ass

This is a rump so perfect formed and founded by woman wearing spandex or any type of elastic materials

Did you see that blossom ass Kenny?

" Yeah! I couldn't imagine what I'd do with that".

"I couldn't help but to stare at it from underneath the pit."

by Stiffler hysion June 8, 2017