Pile of Wood

My dick

Hey guys, I got something I need to get of my dick (shows a pile of wood)

by Some rando out there January 24, 2022

Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 07, 2023

area of the woods

The 'hood'. The place you grew up in. Your country area. The terrain you are familiar with.

- What is your area of the woods?

- Boston. I've lived in Boston my whole life.

by cycloid July 28, 2017

wood knocking

An action of hard rubbing to keep your wood empty and fulfilled

Man1: mate why couldn’t you call last night
Man2: sorry mate I was wood knocking

by Ogwoodknocker December 13, 2018

colliers wood

the football manager team i took from the 9th tier of English football to the premier league

hey are you going to watch the colliers wood match?
who?

by msailor148 September 09, 2023

Y'all go to the woods

When he be eaten the bitch out and he looks up and says "y'all go to the woods?"

Y'all go to the woods?

by Mlkjr333 December 17, 2020

wood shopiery

(n.) The type of person who makes fantabulous wood items

That wood shopiery guy is very fabulous

by Bill Jackson the fifth hokage January 12, 2014