Jory Wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞

Jory Wood… will you please marry me someday

by Squish22 May 4, 2022

morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

by bextra December 15, 2020

rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots

Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...

by Life according to Beau April 25, 2021

There's heat in the wood

A phrase that means that, there is a lot drama going on with a specific topic, and your tired of dealing with it.

There's heat in the wood, bout' my ex!

by Cryodrag1 May 17, 2022

wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis

John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing

by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013

Pull wood

1. To yank your crank.

2. When a woman is looking for a man to have intercourse.

1. He struck out so he's gonna have pull wood.

2. She's going to the club to pull wool.

by Yomamawant1 February 7, 2017

Wood holder

Someone who «holds the wood» i.e takes a lot of dick.

Coined by HS TikkyTokky on the show Grilled with Chian Renoylds

Check this, I’ve got you saved on my phone as «wood holder»

by Colaenjoyer November 9, 2022